the law of conservation of mass.

it states:

the mass of substances in a closed system will remain constant, no matter what processes are acting inside the system. It is a different way of stating that though matter may change form, it can be neither created nor destroyed.

Unless your ass cheeks magically turn to liquid as you sit, please keep this SCIENCEFACT in mind as you squish yourself next to me on the subway. Your eyes are fooling your overconfidence. I urge you to please check your own ambition! MY GOD! (Particularly on the gray-blue bench seats without the partitions. That seems where people under-assess the situation most frequently.)

Kthxbai <3<3<3<3