Showing posts with label secrets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label secrets. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

at a point during my childhood, we were poor as hell



Therefore, I really loved being able to afford a new book of paper dolls at the drug store. They usually sold for $1, and I could sprig that much every once in a while. Now, they don't have those at CVS anymore. Am I giving away too much by telling you that I was once poor? (I hope you don't feel that I am romanticizing poverty for sympathy...)

Whatever it is, I still absolutely love paper dolls.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

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Everytime I see this Hulk foam statue at the movie theaters, I'm overcome with this amazing urge to touch its hunter green nipples.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

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when peeling an orange, i am not the best at the first attempt to break into it.
to get to the morsels, it usually takes me a couple of tries. genetics sealed those things tightly!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

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sometimes, my stomach makes the same noises my laptop does. i find this curious: does this event speak to my laptop acquiring human characteristics, or maybe i am half woman, half robot. YOU DECIDE!

wow! what a sessy robot