"wtf is this?" you ask?

This is a photo of pubic lice housed in eyelashes! Source

I received the best advice of my life in first grade:

Never share a hat or comb,
for lice will make your head their home.

However, I didn't get the addenda: don't share genitalia either! You'll get crabs in your eye!


Amen.
fuckin' nasty, yo.