upon watching "juno"

Dear Michael Cera,

hi. please don't fall into jackblack-ism and be the same person in EVERY MOVIE. i'm looking for a show when i sit in those plush, crushed velvet seats: armrests, ample leg room, and a bag of reese's pieces. also, please don't buckle under the pressure and become celebrity fodder for "the surreal life." i truly care.

kthxbai!

your good friend,
HDR